A couple of days ago, around 9 am..
In my car and on my way to the university, and chatting away on the phone.. (with no headset).. on the phone.. (remember? its illegal)..
So lama wesalt 3al da2eri il thalith.. ashoof dawreya yamii, and unlike any other person enchantuer says.
Me: weeee! ako dawreya yamiii!!
(on the phone) Alley: inzain khesheeh ya madrii shagoool!!
Me: la la mayestaw3eboon! agha6eeh ib sha3riii…
Then faj2a..
Dawreya: 6oooo6 6oooo6!!! isfe6 3al yemen!!
Enchanteur itsawee roo7ha matesma3, oo t6awel 3al mosajela, oo unpurposly speads up..
The dawreya gets closer and starts to flash; red, blue, blue…
FINALLY! enchanteur decides to park on the left..
She opens the window with a huge smirk on her face..
6alib thabi6: il haweya wel daftar..
hands him both, with the most ongoing evil smirk ever..
Then comes the “oh so cocky police officer”.
Mr Cocky: intay tadreen laish imwagfenech sa7?
Me: la walla laish ? 3indi mo7athara tara mesta3yela.. (smiling)
Mr Cocky: ya3ni mo mkhalfa?
Me: laa, laish mkhalfa?
Mr Cocky: ya3ni makentay tawech tetkalemain bil telephone?
Me: (oh so confindently) LA!
Both officers looking shocked!!
Mr Cocky: LA?!
Me: ee la makent atkalam bel telephone.
Mr Cocky: Ana oo sa7bi athnainatna shayfeenich maska il telephone oo tetkalemain !!!
Me: laa! makent atkalam! tarcheeti 6a7aat oo ga3da arakebha!! (while giggiling bestehza2)
Both officers looking even more shocked and left speechless with their mouths held open.
Mr Cocky: 7elfay!?
Me: la mani 7alfa, ana ma7lef 3ala ay shay. (still giggiling uncontrolably)
Silence…
Mr Cocky: shofay ikhtii.. la ana oo wala sa7bi fog rasna dehen, 3ashan tchathbeen 3alaina chethi.. ok? fa raja2an golay il siij, e7na shefnach tetkalemain bil telephone betgolen il sij wela shloon?
Me: (ib kil 7aqara i talk so slowly chena mayefham) tarcheeetiiiiii… 6aaaa7aaaaaaaat.. fa ga3aaaaaaaadt… arakeebha mara thanya!!!! oo ba3dain itha INTA “met2aked” inik shiftni… laish?! itsafe6ni oo ta36eeni il mokhalafa? mo bemkanik inik itkhalefni bedoon latsafe6ni? bas itsajel raqam il sayara oo chik bom ta36eeni mokhalafa?
Mr Cocky: ee.. bas makent met2aked..
Me: khalas 3ayal damek ta2akadt al7een ini makent atkalam bel telephone malik 7ag tkhalefni.. sa7? (still laughing btw)
Mr Cocky: ……………………………..(having no idea what just hit him) khalas mo moshkela bas mara thanya latchathbeen chethi lana ana sheftech.. yala deray balich 3ala nafsich oo deray balich 3ala tarcheetich mo t6ee7 mara thanya..
Then i close the window while laughing so hard.. SO EVIL!!!
Ok ppl… I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED TO ME YOMHA OO 7AZAT’HA !! CUZ SERIOUSLY!! NORMALY !! I DO NOT!! I REPEAT!! DO NOT ACT LIKE THAT!!!! bas sij lo bekhalefni kan bemkana ikhalefni without warning bas lani bint !!! wagafni just to show off jidam the student! I showed him though!!!
