A couple of days ago, around 9 am..
In my car and on my way to the university, and chatting away on the phone.. (with no headset).. on the phone.. (remember? its illegal)..
So lama wesalt 3al da2eri il thalith.. ashoof dawreya yamii, and unlike any other person enchantuer says.
Me: weeee! ako dawreya yamiii!!
(on the phone) Alley: inzain khesheeh ya madrii shagoool!!
Me: la la mayestaw3eboon! agha6eeh ib sha3riii…
Then faj2a..
Dawreya: 6oooo6 6oooo6!!! isfe6 3al yemen!!
Enchanteur itsawee roo7ha matesma3, oo t6awel 3al mosajela, oo unpurposly speads up..
The dawreya gets closer and starts to flash; red, blue, blue…
FINALLY! enchanteur decides to park on the left..
She opens the window with a huge smirk on her face..
6alib thabi6: il haweya wel daftar..
hands him both, with the most ongoing evil smirk ever..
Then comes the “oh so cocky police officer”.
Mr Cocky: intay tadreen laish imwagfenech sa7?
Me: la walla laish ? 3indi mo7athara tara mesta3yela.. (smiling)
Mr Cocky: ya3ni mo mkhalfa?
Me: laa, laish mkhalfa?
Mr Cocky: ya3ni makentay tawech tetkalemain bil telephone?
Me: (oh so confindently) LA!
Both officers looking shocked!!
Mr Cocky: LA?!
Me: ee la makent atkalam bel telephone.
Mr Cocky: Ana oo sa7bi athnainatna shayfeenich maska il telephone oo tetkalemain !!!
Me: laa! makent atkalam! tarcheeti 6a7aat oo ga3da arakebha!! (while giggiling bestehza2)
Both officers looking even more shocked and left speechless with their mouths held open.
Mr Cocky: 7elfay!?
Me: la mani 7alfa, ana ma7lef 3ala ay shay. (still giggiling uncontrolably)
Silence…
Mr Cocky: shofay ikhtii.. la ana oo wala sa7bi fog rasna dehen, 3ashan tchathbeen 3alaina chethi.. ok? fa raja2an golay il siij, e7na shefnach tetkalemain bil telephone betgolen il sij wela shloon?
Me: (ib kil 7aqara i talk so slowly chena mayefham) tarcheeetiiiiii… 6aaaa7aaaaaaaat.. fa ga3aaaaaaaadt… arakeebha mara thanya!!!! oo ba3dain itha INTA “met2aked” inik shiftni… laish?! itsafe6ni oo ta36eeni il mokhalafa? mo bemkanik inik itkhalefni bedoon latsafe6ni? bas itsajel raqam il sayara oo chik bom ta36eeni mokhalafa?
Mr Cocky: ee.. bas makent met2aked..
Me: khalas 3ayal damek ta2akadt al7een ini makent atkalam bel telephone malik 7ag tkhalefni.. sa7? (still laughing btw)
Mr Cocky: ……………………………..(having no idea what just hit him) khalas mo moshkela bas mara thanya latchathbeen chethi lana ana sheftech.. yala deray balich 3ala nafsich oo deray balich 3ala tarcheetich mo t6ee7 mara thanya..
Then i close the window while laughing so hard.. SO EVIL!!!
Ok ppl… I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED TO ME YOMHA OO 7AZAT’HA !! CUZ SERIOUSLY!! NORMALY !! I DO NOT!! I REPEAT!! DO NOT ACT LIKE THAT!!!! bas sij lo bekhalefni kan bemkana ikhalefni without warning bas lani bint !!! wagafni just to show off jidam the student! I showed him though!!!
journal entry Said:
on June 20, 2008 at 9:11 pm
looooool!
waaay etyanineeeen!
shloon 6arat 3alaich il fikra?!
Silver Said:
on June 20, 2008 at 9:56 pm
LOOOOOLL!!! 3jabteeeeniii
Enchantuer Said:
on June 20, 2008 at 10:13 pm
loool journal entry:p madri faj2a legait hal targee3a!! IL 3ABEEE6AAA:P hehehe
Silver;p thaaaaaaanx;p eheheheheh
Squirreliya Said:
on June 20, 2008 at 10:15 pm
LOOOOL zain etsaweeeen :p
Enchantuer Said:
on June 20, 2008 at 10:18 pm
afa 3alaich bas ;p ehehe
ĐǻñĎõøðñ Said:
on June 21, 2008 at 12:12 am
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
:D
3ajeeba el7araka
soooo using it
bs btw, kan lazem ewagfech l2ana mo5alafat elmobile direct, ma yegdar bs ysajel el ra8am
Harlow Said:
on June 21, 2008 at 12:13 am
uff 9ayreen ma yesam7on a7ad. i hurt cuz they get bonus 3ala kil mo5alafa. gabil ma kan a7ad ye5alif kilish. now ma7ad yesami7 bil marah.
Harlow Said:
on June 21, 2008 at 12:14 am
*hurt
HURT shako =P i meant *think
Bebe & noonie Said:
on June 21, 2008 at 12:59 am
looooooooool good job;D haha nice
-noonie
Ruby Woo Said:
on June 21, 2008 at 2:30 am
LOOOOOOOL that was amaaazing!
Why is it that all police men are cocky? I swear i’ve never seen one so humble or sweet. They’re all the same, you just wanna punch them in the face!
Jester Said:
on June 21, 2008 at 3:00 am
Aham shy the slow talk… Teeerjeeetiiii 6aaa7aaaat lol
Cute
Enchantuer Said:
on June 21, 2008 at 9:15 am
dandoon: sij i heard ina 3adi ya5eth bas il raqam!:s
harlow: EE!!!! bas ana astahal isara7a:P hehehe
noonie: heheh thanx;p
ruby woo: i know 3ad latshofena so ugly !!!:P
jester: hhhehheheeh ee haza2taaa;p eheheh thanx;p
purelyorchid Said:
on June 21, 2008 at 10:16 am
Enchantuer: LOOL! THAT REALLY ISN’T U!! bas china kisar 5a6ri maskeen;p shkaktee ib 3omra;p
Enchantuer Said:
on June 21, 2008 at 11:22 am
ana makesar 5a6riii !!! lana jaikar !
eheheh oo ba3ad ohwa makan met2aked b3ad
eshda3wa Said:
on June 21, 2008 at 12:56 pm
i looove the terchiya lie!
wanasa how did u come up with it on the spot!
Style Express Said:
on June 21, 2008 at 1:27 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! 3ajeeeeeeeeba!!!!
anonymous Said:
on June 21, 2008 at 8:48 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
that was fun
hahahahaa ;p u played it well
Peony Said:
on June 22, 2008 at 8:04 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !! YAL MAYNOOOONA !!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA… !
N. Said:
on June 23, 2008 at 4:50 am
lol, thats too funny! :p
Enchantuer Said:
on June 23, 2008 at 10:51 am
eshda3wa: madri it just came up!!:P ehehh 3ad am not quick kilish;p
style: ehheheeh thanx ;p
anon: yeah suprisingly hal sowalif bas te6la3 jedam ilshir6a madri laish ;p
peony: :$ hehehh
N: thnx, and welcome to my blog;p
Coconut Said:
on June 23, 2008 at 1:41 pm
LOOOL!!! 7elwaaa, wanasa us gurls get of the hook easily!
Enchantuer Said:
on June 23, 2008 at 7:23 pm
exactlyyyyyy;p!!!
Fastidious Babe Said:
on June 23, 2008 at 9:36 pm
lool a7s inhm amatures though
who says “la bs ma knt mt2aked” LOL
Cocoamour Said:
on June 23, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Jad fathyeen .. And wats up with thiba6na il giwa6y .. some of them can’t say a decent full sentence .. !
NoNoWa Said:
on June 24, 2008 at 4:14 am
Entay 3ajeeeeba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enchantuer Said:
on June 24, 2008 at 11:46 am
fd: eeeeee la7athtay ! lana enseqa3 maskeen ;p shal chathaba igool! ;p
Nonowa: eheheh thanx :$
Enchantuer Said:
on June 24, 2008 at 11:55 am
coco: shiftay shloon!
pixie Said:
on June 24, 2008 at 12:39 pm
very clever wallah
its fun to mess with our kuwaiti police heads.. they are full of it.. bs they see a girl around and about they have to kinda show off..
Amu Said:
on June 24, 2008 at 12:44 pm
lucky uu…..I got saved the same way but he didnt stop me he just warned me!!!
Enchantuer Said:
on June 24, 2008 at 5:38 pm
PIxie: saja!! ;p bas 3ashan am a gurl!!
Amu am not lucky am smart! ;p
suspic Said:
on July 3, 2008 at 9:03 pm
LOL that was awesome.
All I got when I was talking on the phone is, wehwa wrai kabasli, fa g6ait el tlfon eb 7thni o lama mar yami 36ani ebtisama.
Enchantuer Said:
on July 3, 2008 at 11:07 pm
suspic: thanx for ur tip ill keep that in mind