my brain has been blank for a couple of days now.. seriously.. bema3na il kilma BLANK! I’ve been meaning to write a new post but i have no idea about what.. so i’ll just improvise and see what i will come up with! 
(10 minutes later) nothing….
(15 minutes later) OKAY! let me tell you about my near death experiences! how about that!? and ill spread them into many posts just in case i go blank again…
Near Death Experience #1:
When: 1994 about 14 years ago, during ramadan.
Where: Fil bara7a ili wara baitna.
I was seven years old playing around il bara7a with our neighbor ( i know kint 3gaideya so keep the comments to urself), a lorry comes and Enchanteur, me, il malgoofa runs and hides behind that lorry ( for those of u who dont know shno lorry its il sha7ena ili tsheel 7asam aw ramel, and am saying this because i recently have found out that its called LORRY) ANYWAY! i run and hide behind that thing. Why? i wanted to scare the driver. Again why? no reason what so ever. Did i know him? nope never met him in my life.
Picturing this in slow motion: All the sudden i feel som daggers falling from the sky and bouncing off my head. Ma medani i look up and the world went black. Faragh il 7asam foogi, i was buried under millions and millions of little stones. Thinking this is the last time i’m going to breathe, and thinking over and over again if i die how am i going to explain to my mother in heaven that i just wanted to scare the freaking driver. Oo ili aghrab min hal thought is i came up with an excuse on why i was hiding behind that damn truck which was ” kint ga3da adawer 3ala metha3di ili 5athahom sadam”. Lame, i know. Anyway, luckily one of the boys who was playing soccer fil bara7a saw me and started screaming at the driver “wagef! wagef ako bnaya madfoona” and one of those boys who came running was my older brother. Meanwhile, my neighbor/friend who witnessed everything ran home to call my house and tell my mother what happened (wala mo7tarama! E dar3emay ib baitna its a matter of life and death!!)
The boys started digging and digging until they found the back of my head, oo 3echfeti bayenat. Then my brother recogniezed my head and started screaming his head off ” ekthiiiii!!!!!! wa5raw hathi ekhtiiiiiiii!” (7abebi :< am gunna cry now!) while my mother came running out of the house (bedoon 7jabha) waraha oboy masek il 7jaab:P ehheeh. so they unbarried me from that little place that i thought i would forever live in, my grave. “cheni kherja” 3ala goolat omi. white like a ghost and full of blood. They took me to the hospital o il 7imdela no major injuries bas cham stiches da5el my mouth(have no idea how).
The wierd thing is, i remember every single detail. I remember exactly how my friend ran into her house, i remember exactly how the boy who screamed looked like, o i remember exactly how they came running towards me, i remember shakel omi o oboy exactly, bs how come? i was burried under there. As if i have flew out of my body and saw everything from above? is that even possible?
journal entry Said:
on June 24, 2008 at 12:45 pm
offfff allah e7futhach =S
hrhrh ur friend 3ajebah! bs ma tinlam il 9ara7ah , under such circumstances one doesn’t know what to do or how to react!
oo ba3dain there is nothing wrong in playing bil sikka ma3a il neighbours laish 3agad!? (min gaaaal i was one of them!) ;P
Amu Said:
on June 24, 2008 at 12:48 pm
thats a really scary experience :/ Allah ye7fthich..
Bebe & Noonie Said:
on June 24, 2008 at 12:50 pm
weee maskeena;/ ur fine il7mdlaa;)
-noonie
Enchantuer Said:
on June 24, 2008 at 4:58 pm
JE: ee wala nothing wrong!!!
Amu: i know il 7mdela ;p everytime i see a truck arjef!
Noonie: il 7imdela bas shway fasla ;p
anonymous Said:
on June 24, 2008 at 6:03 pm
alo alo
anonymous Said:
on June 24, 2008 at 6:35 pm
i keep writing comments o madre ween ero7oon :””””””’(
this is my 5th one !
anonymous Said:
on June 24, 2008 at 6:38 pm
saaaaaaaaaaaaar
shakla al7een mara7 ye6la3 anyway .. wala neseet shino gelt
but u cracked me up !!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ahaam shay el excuses !! mo sij shway o etmoteen o ur thinking shino etgoleen 7ag ur mama looooooool
o ba3deeen ta3alaay shloon tathkereeeen kil hatha !! elmafroth enech madfoona o matshofeen shay!! loool
im soo looking forward for the up coming experiences LOL!
im sooo glad ur alive;p lool
im sooo loving u giirl
loooool
Enchantuer Said:
on June 24, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Anonymous: am so glad u found this funny isara7a!!!
sheftay shlon madri i was thinking of an excuse 3ashan manzaf oo tara magelt 7ag ahali “the truth” ila gabel cham sena ;p ehehehe oo seriously i have no idea how i remember every thing!! sij a7is i floated outside my body and saw everything!! 
am glad am alive tooo! ;p and loving u back girl
ĐǻñĎõøðñ Said:
on June 24, 2008 at 9:08 pm
ambaaaaaaih!!
el8e9a 3ajeeba!!
this is the kind of stuff you watch in movies lol
7amdella 3asalama i guess!!
Fastidious Babe Said:
on June 24, 2008 at 10:49 pm
daaaaaaamn! il7mdella 3al salama
THERES MORE OF THIS?!
Delicately Realitsic Said:
on June 25, 2008 at 12:21 am
OMG!
Ambaaay…i know i have to be all ‘Allah sitar’ o min hal swalif…bs wallah i couldnt help myself from laughing at these parts:
” kint ga3da adawer 3ala metha3di ili 5athahom sadam”
my mother came running out of the house (bedoon 7jabha) waraha oboy masek il 7jaab:P
heheheh yalla update soon…!
Enchantuer Said:
on June 25, 2008 at 5:34 am
dandoon: i guess my llife should be a movie then ;p
fd: ee more bas hathi aqwa 7adeth sarli eheheh ;p
dr: looooooool !! glad u like it ! ;p i will soon
Ruby Woo Said:
on June 25, 2008 at 12:27 pm
OMG! I always had a fear of being burried alive.. Allah 7fithach!
Your brother is soooo cute ambay i’m gonna cry as well.
Enchantuer Said:
on June 25, 2008 at 9:29 pm
eheheh yeah he is !! :’)
N. Said:
on June 26, 2008 at 10:53 am
Allah 7futhach..
That’s quite an experience.
Enchantuer Said:
on June 26, 2008 at 7:00 pm
t’was t’was ;p
Silver Said:
on June 26, 2008 at 10:14 pm
ambeeeehhhh!!! the story is so sad o 8awiya..how did u manage to make it funny?;p bs 9ij il7imdilla u got out of it ok. ur a fighter;)
Enchantuer Said:
on June 26, 2008 at 11:00 pm
cuz it happened a gazilion years ago ;p heheh
Harlow Said:
on June 27, 2008 at 11:50 am
Salamtich min il death! Allah ye7af’6ich inshallah w ye6awil ib 3omrich ameeeeeeen ya raab il 3alameeen ;*
Enchantuer Said:
on June 27, 2008 at 12:05 pm
awwww ameen we6awel ib 3umrich inshala :$! thanx
Jester Said:
on June 27, 2008 at 8:00 pm
hehe, tel3ebeen bil bara7a ha?
Matshofeen shar !
iRise Said:
on June 27, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Allah i7fthich…
Very scary that you remember everything that you didn’t see. Giving me goose-bumps.
Enchantuer Said:
on June 28, 2008 at 7:52 pm
ee?:$ so ? eeheeh ishar mayeek ;p
PaLoMiNo Said:
on June 29, 2008 at 2:44 am
omg alla il 7afeth
7amdila 3ala slma ;*
Squirreliya Said:
on June 29, 2008 at 5:15 am
waaay sejj Allah 7fithaach!
bs tha7akteeeni 3ala obooch eli 6ali3 wara omich bi7jabhaa, hehehe
Enchantuer Said:
on June 29, 2008 at 8:10 am
palomino: thanx babes ! ;*
Squirreliya: ee shar il baleyati ma yuth7ek !:P
purelyorchid Said:
on June 29, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Looool a7la shay the excuse part;p il nas yitshahidoon oo ur like shagool 7ag omi shagool 7ag omi;p glad nothing happened to u though… I would be one saaaaad person! btw we still didn’t have lunch!!;p
Amethyst Said:
on June 29, 2008 at 5:23 pm
LOL! Umbaih adri ena its scary bs 7ada elwath3 faslaaa! Aham shay enich etdawreen mutha3dech eli khatha saddam;p
Enchantuer Said:
on June 29, 2008 at 8:33 pm
purelyorchid: pick a date !! yala!!!
Amethyst: ee 5athahom sadam!:( teehehehehe ;p
The Archer Said:
on July 9, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Allah 7fe’9ach! My God.. el7imdillah ma9ar feech shay!
I’m a firm believer of “OBE’s” [Outer Body Experiences]… and it could just be that your spirit/essence/soul/astral projection floated out of your body and witnessed the entire thing.
El7imdillah 3ala salaaamtich mo2a5aran… umm.. well.. 14 years mo2a5aran :p~
Enchantuer Said:
on July 9, 2008 at 8:04 pm
loooool allah isalmik ! oo sij i think thats what happened !