So, here comes the second time i almost died. 6ab3an after reading my first near death experience im sure inkom istaw3abtaw am not a normal person, im clumsy, accident prone, and well unlucky!
Year: August 1987
Where: Cyprus
My family and “the 9 months I” have flown to cyprus to summer. And a wonderful holiday it was, from what i have heard. Not that i know squat of whats been going on. However, little did my family know that amongst them a maid was on the verge of heading for a nervous break down, or 3ala golat 3amati ya imsawelaha si7ir or feeha mas. Igoloon she used to speak in a different voice and act nuts like go sleep on my parents bed and flirt with my father (in6agat 6ag maskeena), or faj2a gam ye6la3 minha dood madri shno, sorry bas really thats what happened!
Anyway one of the crazy things she did was:
Around 3 pm, every one was sleeping 3ugb il ghada, she sneaks into my parents room and takes me min bain omi oo oboy without anyone noticing. And sneaks her way out of my parents room and heads for the balcony. (I was asleep) LUCKILY! 3amiti was walking around in the kitchen and noticed someone pass by fa she got out of the kitchen and saw her dangling me men il balacona. 3amiti was in a state of shock bas managed to act wisely to save my very young life. She walks behind her and says, “Bibi? shno ga3da tsaween?” While she was still holding me bara il balacona, if she lets go, am gone. She doesnt answer, still holding me. My aunt takes a step closer, where bibi thought of that step as a threat and shook me really hard, signaling to 3amiti ina itha garabtay age6ha. That shake woke me up and i started crying, waking my parents up, omi 6a7at ghashyana awal mashafat il manthar 
but somehow 3amiti sa7elat’ha telling her “7aram 3alaich hathi baby, latge6eenha”. And somehoooow! i ended up in 3amiti’s arms. and was safe again.
Lo ga6atni? chan mako enchanteurs:$
