So, here comes the second time i almost died. 6ab3an after reading my first near death experience im sure inkom istaw3abtaw am not a normal person, im clumsy, accident prone, and well unlucky!
Year: August 1987
Where: Cyprus
My family and “the 9 months I” have flown to cyprus to summer. And a wonderful holiday it was, from what i have heard. Not that i know squat of whats been going on. However, little did my family know that amongst them a maid was on the verge of heading for a nervous break down, or 3ala golat 3amati ya imsawelaha si7ir or feeha mas. Igoloon she used to speak in a different voice and act nuts like go sleep on my parents bed and flirt with my father (in6agat 6ag maskeena), or faj2a gam ye6la3 minha dood madri shno, sorry bas really thats what happened!
Anyway one of the crazy things she did was:
Around 3 pm, every one was sleeping 3ugb il ghada, she sneaks into my parents room and takes me min bain omi oo oboy without anyone noticing. And sneaks her way out of my parents room and heads for the balcony. (I was asleep) LUCKILY! 3amiti was walking around in the kitchen and noticed someone pass by fa she got out of the kitchen and saw her dangling me men il balacona. 3amiti was in a state of shock bas managed to act wisely to save my very young life. She walks behind her and says, “Bibi? shno ga3da tsaween?” While she was still holding me bara il balacona, if she lets go, am gone. She doesnt answer, still holding me. My aunt takes a step closer, where bibi thought of that step as a threat and shook me really hard, signaling to 3amiti ina itha garabtay age6ha. That shake woke me up and i started crying, waking my parents up, omi 6a7at ghashyana awal mashafat il manthar 
but somehow 3amiti sa7elat’ha telling her “7aram 3alaich hathi baby, latge6eenha”. And somehoooow! i ended up in 3amiti’s arms. and was safe again.
Lo ga6atni? chan mako enchanteurs:$
Harlow Said:
on July 6, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Allah y7af’6ich inshallah!! *hugs*
Enchantuer Said:
on July 6, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Harlow: hugs back ;p
Jester Said:
on July 6, 2008 at 9:16 pm
i’d say ur lucky mo unlucky person
I can tolerate anything but qe9a9 ilkhadam… madre leesh i7na chithi.. lazim khadama ya3ne ?!?
Allh ya7fethch.. (i hope mafee ba3ad wayed near death experiences =p )
Enchantuer Said:
on July 6, 2008 at 9:25 pm
lool !!! u just have to wait and see !:P oo shfeek 3ala il 5adam i didnt get it ?!:P and sa7 i am lucky !! il 7imdelaa , tawni astaw3eb
PaLoMiNo Said:
on July 6, 2008 at 10:07 pm
smlaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 3aych!!!!
7amdella it ended that way!:***
Silver Said:
on July 6, 2008 at 10:09 pm
OH MY GOD!!
WAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!
MAYNOONA! thank God 3amitich had the sense and calm to do wat is right. wil7imdila 3ala salamtich;p o salamat omich;p laish ma safartooha min awalha?!
Delicately Realitsic Said:
on July 6, 2008 at 11:16 pm
ambay ambay ambay ambay ambay ambay ambay ambay
kash sha3ar yambi
waaay waaay waaaay
hathi shino?!
waaaay il7amdillah rabich sitir o ma 9ar shay!!!!!
waaaay mit min ilkhof!
N. Said:
on July 7, 2008 at 4:34 am
Alla setar! 7emdellah 3al salama!
Enchantuer Said:
on July 7, 2008 at 5:52 am
*note: hehe this is fun;p*
Palomino: yup il 7imdela
silver: lana yanat 3alaina oo i7na ihnak oo we cudnt insaferha madri shsar bas tewahegaw feha!
DR: its ok it was a long time ago i dont remember (A)
N: il 7mdelaaaaaaa
Amu Said:
on July 7, 2008 at 5:57 am
Girl you gotta be careful….I hope there no other incident after 1987
pru Said:
on July 7, 2008 at 8:02 am
Whoah.
eshda3wa Said:
on July 7, 2008 at 10:42 am
oh my god!
no way nooo waaay!!
allah setar
law ana mukan omich chan 7athafthha min elbalacona!
Enchantuer Said:
on July 7, 2008 at 11:08 am
Amu: ako bas minor ones ;p eheheheh
eshda3wa: il 7imdela !! 6agoha maskeena shetsaweee yanat ;/
anonymous Said:
on July 7, 2008 at 11:35 am
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
she’s one hell of a maid !!!!
im soo thankfull that you ended up in ur anties arms
P.S: why is it the im the only person who thinks ur death experiences fun and absolutely hilarious ?? ;p
Enchantuer Said:
on July 7, 2008 at 11:39 am
LOOOL!! EE LA7aaatht !!
a7san lana shar il baleyati ma yoth7ek oo its something that happen a million years agoo ;p fa it should be!
journal entry Said:
on July 7, 2008 at 11:58 am
abaaaaaih allah e7futhach! waay ashwa ena ur aunt is strong wila lo ana chan nishaf dammy oo fainted 3ala 6ool mithil ur mom =S
Amethyst Said:
on July 7, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Lol! Sh`hal ademeya! Wallah ma teg3ad wala dgeega bel bait!;O
Enchantuer Said:
on July 7, 2008 at 7:37 pm
journal entry: eee galb rhayef ;p ehheheh
amethyst: shesawoon b3ad twahegaw feha in another continent!:P eheheh lo bil kuwait chan saferooha ;p
Ruby Woo Said:
on July 8, 2008 at 1:46 am
lol you’re weird. I cracked up when she started dangling you even more!! ahhahaha
Enchantuer Said:
on July 8, 2008 at 5:41 am
LOOOOL!! :$ thanx !!
MiYaFuSHi Said:
on July 8, 2008 at 6:56 am
OMG!!!!!
That was freaky!
Zain dam ina ihya mo sa7ya, ish7aga imkhaleen’ha?
Enchantuer Said:
on July 8, 2008 at 11:26 am
cuz hal a3raath ma6la3aw ila lama saferaw ahali, they didnt know ina shes guna get crazy, 7awelaw isafronha bas mamno3 itsafreen a7ad oo ohwa 7alta chethi bil 6ayara, oo they were in another country shesawoon ;p ehehheeh welcome to my world babe
purelyorchid Said:
on July 8, 2008 at 7:05 pm
ok I just imagined the micheal jackson scene when he dangled his kid!! WHY HAVEN’T I HEARD THIS STORY!! seriously though? allah i7fithach ooo SHAL 5ADAMA!! yuuuumaaaaa!!
Enchantuer Said:
on July 8, 2008 at 7:06 pm
loooool !! ;p how come u havent heard it ?
i say it all the time ;p ehehheh yeah oo tara ako 5adama thanya ham yanat ib bait 3amiti 
madri shesawoon bil 5adam 3amati ^o)
ĐǻñĎõøðñ Said:
on July 9, 2008 at 9:53 am
loooooool
talk about psycho!
7amdella 3asalama…i guess
Enchantuer Said:
on July 9, 2008 at 1:43 pm
eheheh allah isalmich ;p
The Archer Said:
on July 9, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Allah ya7fi’9ich we5aleech! Be careful
lol.. this reminds me of my many falls, trips, and slips. I have to tell you about them one day. :p~
Enchantuer Said:
on July 9, 2008 at 7:59 pm
yeah u should ;p shway neth7ak :$