Ok, so did i tell you how much i suck in arabic? BIG TIME! sij sij sij u have no idea how much i suck bil 3arabi. Let me tell you HOW MUCH i suck, well fee mada am sure most of u KU-ers know ili ihya jamaleyat il adab il 3arabi. I took hal mada 3 times and hal summer course is my fourth time, yes i failed every single time i took it. Il moshkela i love arabic literature oo amot 3ala shay isma il shi3ir il jaheli! BAS MA3ARF AKTEB!:| seriously i suck!! anyway hal course il diktor 6alab mina ina i7na inqadem taqreer 3an an arabic short story oo nakteb il mo7tawayat oo bla bla bla.. Me thinking oh crap how am i guna do this, so i ask one of my friends to help, and she did, i handed it in, thinking i might atleast get an 8 out of 10, lana leh hal daraja ana wathqa ib my friend:D
So the day of announcing the grades, the proffessor starts calling out names and saying what they got.
Doc: flana flani , 9/10. falana flaani thani 8/10, flana falaniya 10/10.
While i was thinking hey the grades are not so bad 3ayal akeed i got a good grade.
Doc: Enchanteurs?
Me: na3am diktoor:D oo ib kil thiqa oo raza.
AND HE STARTS LAUGHING!!!
Me: SHnoooooooo!?
Doc: intay shlonich bas?
ME: *Shocked* zaina?
Doc: la la wala 7ilfay bas?
Me: *thinking shit what the hell* walla il 3atheem?
Doc: ana bas2elech so2al? fan il qesa il qaseera meta 6ala3?
Me: umm madri?
A butt kisser says: diktor fil 3asr il 7adeeth?
Me having no idea whats going on, bs! still giggiling like crazy ! 
Doc: ok, oo 3abdulaah bin il muqafa3 ib ay 3asr mawjood?
Me: madri :$ teeheheh
Doc: bel 3asr il 3abasiii!!! shlooon qesa qaseera bil 3asr il 3abasiiiiii?!!? ma3rof ina fan il qesas il qaseera ikon min shay waqe3ii mo 5ayalii?!
Me: ee diktor il 2qesa mo 5ayaleya!
Doc: AKO FAARA (Mouse) TETKAALAAM!?!?!?
The whole class erupts with laughter oo ana wayhi mo bas a7maaaaaaar!! 7adi meftashla! ;p
Bas ashwa he gave me another chance to hand it in oo i think this time this friend knew what she was doing and i got a 13/15 bil midterm! CAN U BELIEVE THAT! i cant! eheheheh i cant wait to get this subject out of my face!
