Ok, so did i tell you how much i suck in arabic? BIG TIME! sij sij sij u have no idea how much i suck bil 3arabi. Let me tell you HOW MUCH i suck, well fee mada am sure most of u KU-ers know ili ihya jamaleyat il adab il 3arabi. I took hal mada 3 times and hal summer course is my fourth time, yes i failed every single time i took it. Il moshkela i love arabic literature oo amot 3ala shay isma il shi3ir il jaheli! BAS MA3ARF AKTEB!:| seriously i suck!! anyway hal course il diktor 6alab mina ina i7na inqadem taqreer 3an an arabic short story oo nakteb il mo7tawayat oo bla bla bla.. Me thinking oh crap how am i guna do this, so i ask one of my friends to help, and she did, i handed it in, thinking i might atleast get an 8 out of 10, lana leh hal daraja ana wathqa ib my friend:D
So the day of announcing the grades, the proffessor starts calling out names and saying what they got.
Doc: flana flani , 9/10. falana flaani thani 8/10, flana falaniya 10/10.
While i was thinking hey the grades are not so bad 3ayal akeed i got a good grade.
Doc: Enchanteurs?
Me: na3am diktoor:D oo ib kil thiqa oo raza.
AND HE STARTS LAUGHING!!!
Me: SHnoooooooo!?
Doc: intay shlonich bas?
ME: *Shocked* zaina?
Doc: la la wala 7ilfay bas?
Me: *thinking shit what the hell* walla il 3atheem?
Doc: ana bas2elech so2al? fan il qesa il qaseera meta 6ala3?
Me: umm madri?
A butt kisser says: diktor fil 3asr il 7adeeth?
Me having no idea whats going on, bs! still giggiling like crazy ! 
Doc: ok, oo 3abdulaah bin il muqafa3 ib ay 3asr mawjood?
Me: madri :$ teeheheh
Doc: bel 3asr il 3abasiii!!! shlooon qesa qaseera bil 3asr il 3abasiiiiii?!!? ma3rof ina fan il qesas il qaseera ikon min shay waqe3ii mo 5ayalii?!
Me: ee diktor il 2qesa mo 5ayaleya!
Doc: AKO FAARA (Mouse) TETKAALAAM!?!?!?
The whole class erupts with laughter oo ana wayhi mo bas a7maaaaaaar!! 7adi meftashla! ;p
Bas ashwa he gave me another chance to hand it in oo i think this time this friend knew what she was doing and i got a 13/15 bil midterm! CAN U BELIEVE THAT! i cant! eheheheh i cant wait to get this subject out of my face!
anonymous Said:
on July 10, 2008 at 7:55 pm
masa’a ilkhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair
khal aro7 agra ;p
anonymous Said:
on July 10, 2008 at 8:01 pm
ok .. 3 times! .. seriously 3 times! .. like seriously!
ma 7afathtay em mada?? elmafroth by now etsam3eenha o 3arfa kilshay feha! . elmafroth entay et7e6een el exam mo el dr !!!
:@
ay dr hatha ?? shakla khwara ;p .. hatha kuwaity ? mo khabra kuwaityeen edarson el mada!
Enchantuer Said:
on July 10, 2008 at 9:01 pm
laaa 3 of the 4 dikatra kuwaities ::P ehehheh oo hal mada 3ind kil diktor ghair fa latlomeeni :$
ĐǻñĎõøðñ Said:
on July 10, 2008 at 9:37 pm
loooooooool
aby a3aref 8e9at elfara plzzzzz!
Enchantuer Said:
on July 10, 2008 at 10:00 pm
looooool!!! ;p fara 5athoha two parents rabooha
oo kanaw yabon izawjonha oo madri shno shay tafeh ya3ni ;p
Delicately Realitsic Said:
on July 10, 2008 at 10:54 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
fara titkalam !!!
EE ako stuart little o ratotuille !!
by the way ana ma3arif those things ili u were talking about so dont worry mo bs intay ;>
The Archer Said:
on July 10, 2008 at 11:03 pm
loool! awww! 7aram.
13 out of 15! That’s great!!! I thought you said 30 out of 50 this morning :p~ that’s why I refrained from commenting (a) hehe
Alf Mabroook
eshda3wa Said:
on July 10, 2008 at 11:16 pm
LOOOOOOOOOL
chan gelteela eeeh stuart little ytkalam!
hahaha
thats funnyyy
Enchantuer Said:
on July 10, 2008 at 11:36 pm
DR: great am not the only one! ;p
Archer: allah ibarek feeek!
laish astanis itha 30/50?! 
loooool!!
eshda3wa: walla i should have said that !
Amethyst Said:
on July 11, 2008 at 10:02 am
Funnier when live;p
Amu Said:
on July 11, 2008 at 11:19 am
Well I am worse thatu..I hardly communicate in arabic…but I have to…dad calls me a brit boy:D
Enchantuer Said:
on July 11, 2008 at 11:30 am
lool! amethyst ee ana yayatlikom oo il salfa kanat fresh ;p nesait il details :$ eheheheh
Amu: awww brit boy
3al aqal ana i suck at both languages 
ehehehe inta ur good in one oo bad in one ;p
do0da Said:
on July 11, 2008 at 12:28 pm
LOLLL my arabic sucks :p thats why i dont take arabic classes =]
i have no clue what im going to do lama i get a job which requires me to write something in arabic.
Enchantuer Said:
on July 11, 2008 at 2:28 pm
a7la shay tsawee inik u give it to someone else who would do it for u ;p eehheh
aurous Said:
on July 11, 2008 at 3:36 pm
LOOOOL!!
You made me laugh soooo hard ;p
aham shay enech 6la3tay mn elmada
KTDP Said:
on July 11, 2008 at 8:42 pm
I’ve only recently started writing in arabic so I think we’re pretty much in the same boat lol.
iRise Said:
on July 11, 2008 at 8:45 pm
do0da Said:
on July 11, 2008 at 8:50 pm
LOL thakarteeni ib my friend, part of his job is to write mini reports about certain things and his arabic only that much better than mine
3indna template report o all he does is copy paste the words min the template and fill in the variables 
maybe thats what we need to do
Enchantuer Said:
on July 11, 2008 at 8:54 pm
auros : am glad my mysery is amusing to u ;p ehheheh joking. ma6ala3t am still there!!
KTDP: lool i guess we are :p
irise: kolena bel hawa sawa ;p
dooda: 3arefna 3alaih 3ashan nestefeed mena ! heheheeh ;p
Harlow Said:
on July 12, 2008 at 12:01 am
ana 9ayrat lee salfa 5aysa 7adha moments go.. widi agra il post bs magdar, ilmohem.. are u ok?
Enchantuer Said:
on July 12, 2008 at 12:26 am
am fine !! are U ok!?
Soul Said:
on July 12, 2008 at 7:43 am
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
9ej ur post made my day 3ala hal 9eb7 hehehehe
HOW CUTE!!
morning
Enchantuer Said:
on July 12, 2008 at 9:14 am
aww am glad it did ;p gmorning to u 2 !!!
bonjouuuuuuur!
Peony Said:
on July 12, 2008 at 9:18 pm
looooooool! habla ;*
Ruby Woo Said:
on July 13, 2008 at 12:42 am
my dad litteraly yells at me lama agi6 badliya. He thinks that not knowing proper arabic is yom il qiyama!
Enchantuer Said:
on July 13, 2008 at 8:16 am
peony: eheheh chubay;p :$
Ruby woo: mine too!! itha gilt kalait, shno kalait AKALT AKALT!!! :@ shda3waaaaaaa!
wetha gelt 3ayooza ! shno 3ayoooza ! mo kuwaitia intay 3ayoooz!!! oo mo 3abaya 3abaat!! waaay man5alis ;p