Let me tell you about il salfa ili saratli a couple of days ago:
It all started when i decided to spend the night at my friends house, the night went very nicely istanasna yanaina oo fesalna oo ista5afaina shway;p
THE NEXT MORNING! was another story though;p
Woke up, at 11:50 am. Makan ako a7ad mawjod my friend (sa7bat il bait) went off to a job interview, her sister oo brother kan 3indehom dawam, my other friends meshaw ra7aw il bait they had something i dunno what tho.
Fa ana ga3adt 3ala rawa2a oo il bait fathi oo mafeeh a7ad dashait il 7amam wentaw ib karama, oo yet ba6la3 min il 7amam to go back to sleep since no one was there. (picture this ana wayed ma5tha ra7ti fa 6al3a min il ghurfa wearing boxers 3ala homer simpson oo top <lets just say, ina mo msatar>)
Fa ba6la3 min il 7amam, bas the damn door wouldnt open!! so i start to freak out and try to fiddle with the door but it WONT BUDGE!!! wag3ad taqreeban 15 minutes trying to open it until my fingers get sore(is that how u spell it?:S) anyway! LUCKILY! i had my phone with me so i call up my friend:
Sara: alo
Me: saroo wainich?!
Sara: on my way home? ha ga3adtay?
Me: umm yes, but ako moshkela.
Sara: shnoooo?!
Me: IM LOCKED IN UR DAMNED BATHROOM! AGAIN! (yes ham the night before ingefal 3alay btw)
Sara: WHAT?! aGAIN! INTAY SHETSAWEEN FEL BAAB!!!
Me: SHBASAWI B3AD! ITS NOT LIKE I DO IT OPN PURPOSE YA3NI! WALA ASAWE SHAY ZYADA!!!:@
Sara: huff, zain zain yala am coming home.
Me: OK:(
2 minutes later i hear someone, fiddiling with the door.
Me: m-m-meno??
5adama: Meee madam i try open door.
So i think, yaay! someone to save me. so i lie in the tub and call my friend wasolif 3ala ma the door gets fixed. Another 15 minutes pass, nothing!
Sara: haaaaaa! u still alive?!
Me: yes finally!! yala try get me out of here plz!!!:’(
Sara: am trying! am trying!
I wait and wait to what feels like an eternity! I hear sara talking on the phone.
Sara: yes my friend is locked in the bathroom shsawe i cant open the door!!! …. ok thanx!
So i think Yaaay ! she found a solution.
Sara: my brother is coming to open the door.
Me: LAAA SARA PLZ!!! ASTE7III!!!
Sara: chub chub!!
Fa i think.. ok her brother meyana fa 3adi ya3ni ill manage.
oo emer il wagt wana an6er wan6er.
Sara: kaa al7een Fahad beye.
Me: WHAT !!! FAHAD?! 3ABALI YOUSEF?!?!!? (yousef is her younger brother ili ana 3adi weyah, BUT FAHAD IS HER HALF BROTHER ILI I NEVER MET IN MY LIFE!!!)
Me: SARA U TOLD ME YOUSEF!! LA LA MABI PLZ SARA NOOOOO!!! MATADREEN SHLABSA ANA!!!!
Sara: would rather stay in there?
ME: YES!!!!!!
Her brother comes, oo yeg3ad i3abil bel baab, oo ham mako fayda, so the last solution is to break down the door. and he does, oo he was so sweet yetghashmar weyay to make me feel better, didnt work but atleast he tried;p
So he drills his way in and manages to open the door oo iro7 so i could pass, fa a6la3 raketh min il 7amam oo an5ash bel ghurfa. oo il bab was slightly open and i catch a glimpse of him and he was DAMN CUTE!!
So i call out: THANK YOUUUUUU!!
Him: il 3afoo shda3wa! masawaina shay!!
and my heart melts, thinking “allah my saviour” and aroo7 asaker il bab 3ashan mayshof il 7ala il hola ili ana feeha, and the door opens again, waro7 asakra wel bab yetba6al again!!!! HA!!!
then my hero leaves, then sara comes in the room, angry as hell!
Sara: INTAY SHFEECH!?
Me: WHAT?!
SARA: LAISH ITSAKREEN IL BAB!!?
Me: 3ashan mayshofni haw!!
SARA: SHFEECH YAL GHABEYA ! IT WAS A PERFECT OPPURTUNITY FOR U GUYS TO MEET AND FALL IN LOVE!!! NOW HE DIDNT SEE YOU AND U WONT GET MARRIED!! IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT IF U GUYS FALL IN LOVE!!!!
ME: EE 3ASHAN LAMA NETZAWAJ AGOL 7AG 3YALNA ANA OO OBOKOM WE FELL IN LOVE 3IND BAB IL 7AMAM!!!!!!!!!?!?!?
**The end** ;p
Adri post 6iweel bas would have been a cute story if he saw me and fell inlove?!:P
