Let me tell you about il salfa ili saratli a couple of days ago:
It all started when i decided to spend the night at my friends house, the night went very nicely istanasna yanaina oo fesalna oo ista5afaina shway;p
THE NEXT MORNING! was another story though;p
Woke up, at 11:50 am. Makan ako a7ad mawjod my friend (sa7bat il bait) went off to a job interview, her sister oo brother kan 3indehom dawam, my other friends meshaw ra7aw il bait they had something i dunno what tho.
Fa ana ga3adt 3ala rawa2a oo il bait fathi oo mafeeh a7ad dashait il 7amam wentaw ib karama, oo yet ba6la3 min il 7amam to go back to sleep since no one was there. (picture this ana wayed ma5tha ra7ti fa 6al3a min il ghurfa wearing boxers 3ala homer simpson oo top <lets just say, ina mo msatar>)
Fa ba6la3 min il 7amam, bas the damn door wouldnt open!! so i start to freak out and try to fiddle with the door but it WONT BUDGE!!! wag3ad taqreeban 15 minutes trying to open it until my fingers get sore(is that how u spell it?:S) anyway! LUCKILY! i had my phone with me so i call up my friend:
Sara: alo
Me: saroo wainich?!
Sara: on my way home? ha ga3adtay?
Me: umm yes, but ako moshkela.
Sara: shnoooo?!
Me: IM LOCKED IN UR DAMNED BATHROOM! AGAIN! (yes ham the night before ingefal 3alay btw)
Sara: WHAT?! aGAIN! INTAY SHETSAWEEN FEL BAAB!!!
Me: SHBASAWI B3AD! ITS NOT LIKE I DO IT OPN PURPOSE YA3NI! WALA ASAWE SHAY ZYADA!!!:@
Sara: huff, zain zain yala am coming home.
Me: OK:(
2 minutes later i hear someone, fiddiling with the door.
Me: m-m-meno??
5adama: Meee madam i try open door.
So i think, yaay! someone to save me. so i lie in the tub and call my friend wasolif 3ala ma the door gets fixed. Another 15 minutes pass, nothing!
Sara: haaaaaa! u still alive?!
Me: yes finally!! yala try get me out of here plz!!!:’(
Sara: am trying! am trying!
I wait and wait to what feels like an eternity! I hear sara talking on the phone.
Sara: yes my friend is locked in the bathroom shsawe i cant open the door!!! …. ok thanx!
So i think Yaaay ! she found a solution.
Sara: my brother is coming to open the door.
Me: LAAA SARA PLZ!!! ASTE7III!!!
Sara: chub chub!!
Fa i think.. ok her brother meyana fa 3adi ya3ni ill manage.
oo emer il wagt wana an6er wan6er.
Sara: kaa al7een Fahad beye.
Me: WHAT !!! FAHAD?! 3ABALI YOUSEF?!?!!? (yousef is her younger brother ili ana 3adi weyah, BUT FAHAD IS HER HALF BROTHER ILI I NEVER MET IN MY LIFE!!!)
Me: SARA U TOLD ME YOUSEF!! LA LA MABI PLZ SARA NOOOOO!!! MATADREEN SHLABSA ANA!!!!
Sara: would rather stay in there?
ME: YES!!!!!!
Her brother comes, oo yeg3ad i3abil bel baab, oo ham mako fayda, so the last solution is to break down the door. and he does, oo he was so sweet yetghashmar weyay to make me feel better, didnt work but atleast he tried;p
So he drills his way in and manages to open the door oo iro7 so i could pass, fa a6la3 raketh min il 7amam oo an5ash bel ghurfa. oo il bab was slightly open and i catch a glimpse of him and he was DAMN CUTE!!
So i call out: THANK YOUUUUUU!!
Him: il 3afoo shda3wa! masawaina shay!!
and my heart melts, thinking “allah my saviour” and aroo7 asaker il bab 3ashan mayshof il 7ala il hola ili ana feeha, and the door opens again, waro7 asakra wel bab yetba6al again!!!! HA!!!
then my hero leaves, then sara comes in the room, angry as hell!
Sara: INTAY SHFEECH!?
Me: WHAT?!
SARA: LAISH ITSAKREEN IL BAB!!?
Me: 3ashan mayshofni haw!!
SARA: SHFEECH YAL GHABEYA ! IT WAS A PERFECT OPPURTUNITY FOR U GUYS TO MEET AND FALL IN LOVE!!! NOW HE DIDNT SEE YOU AND U WONT GET MARRIED!! IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT IF U GUYS FALL IN LOVE!!!!
ME: EE 3ASHAN LAMA NETZAWAJ AGOL 7AG 3YALNA ANA OO OBOKOM WE FELL IN LOVE 3IND BAB IL 7AMAM!!!!!!!!!?!?!?
**The end** ;p
Adri post 6iweel bas would have been a cute story if he saw me and fell inlove?!:P
shoosha Said:
on August 29, 2008 at 9:25 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
khala9 thaa3 mosatqbalcih ur not going to get married ;p shako ma itkhalena eshoofich ha :@
Aurous Said:
on August 29, 2008 at 9:32 pm
It’s a cute story even if he didn’t see you and you didn’t fall in love
anonymous Said:
on August 29, 2008 at 9:35 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
damn girl i love ur stories !!!
o slaima chan dashaita ebser3a you put anyting on o 6ala3tay teshakartay 3adel bedal lesraakh
wala 7asafaa lo you guys saw each other chan sar 3endena glitter el thanya o we know ur story *sigh*
Sh7afana Said:
on August 29, 2008 at 9:40 pm
LOOOOL CUTE !!!!!
ta3alay 3nde a36eech droos bel 3ayara
waihhh ma3ndech salfa chan ertazaitay jedama
hehe
Enchantuer Said:
on August 29, 2008 at 9:48 pm
weeeeeeeeeeeeeh athareeeni ghasheeeeeeeema!?:P eeheheheh inshala u guys ill keep it in mind next time:$
amethystos Said:
on August 29, 2008 at 10:20 pm
LOL! I’m glad you’re back with this quirky stuff;p
Enchantuer Said:
on August 29, 2008 at 10:21 pm
heehheeh lana may5alsoon hal quirky stuffz;p
Peony Said:
on August 29, 2008 at 10:23 pm
looooool… ! yal habla.. funny post.. and an even funnier friend… ! ahahah… i miss you.. !
Enchantuer Said:
on August 29, 2008 at 10:40 pm
i miss u mooore;*****
eshda3wa Said:
on August 29, 2008 at 11:04 pm
ana agool reday geflay nafsich bel7amam again
bs this time tezagretay oo laman he opens it ertazay
mar8adoosh Said:
on August 29, 2008 at 11:14 pm
cuuuuuuuuuute ;* looool happened to me once but bil chalet and all my cousins were outside but I had clothes so that was gd lol
bas i was screaming ”5ALAA9 IL OXYGEEEEEN MAGDAAAAR ATNAFAAAAAS MABY AMOOOOOOOOOT TAWNEE 9′3EEERAAAAAA” oo my mum freaked out and was abt to cry bas allah y3afy the cousins kasiraw il bab ;p
Enchantuer Said:
on August 29, 2008 at 11:27 pm
LOOL! ta5ayelay !! ;p
noonie Said:
on August 29, 2008 at 11:31 pm
aaaw cuuute!!
tel us when u do meet him !!:p
hq Said:
on August 29, 2008 at 11:50 pm
thats so cute!!!
Tiger Said:
on August 30, 2008 at 12:18 am
mo ‘7oosh salfa :p
journal entry Said:
on August 30, 2008 at 8:56 am
looool!
waaaay mawateeny min il thi7ik!
hehehhe oo ur friend is sooo adorable! ;P
Amu Said:
on August 30, 2008 at 9:36 am
sounds like a romantic movie scene ;p
Enchantuer Said:
on August 30, 2008 at 10:13 am
Marqadoosh: loooooool!! 7aram 5ara3tay umich ;p
Tiger: eheheh ok;p welcome !!
noonie: lool i will:$eheheeh
hq: :$
je: eehehe yeah she is a quack alrite ;p
amu: it could be;p hmmmmmm
Coconut Said:
on August 30, 2008 at 11:50 am
Lo0o0o0ol thats soo0o CUUTE!!
Enchantuer Said:
on August 30, 2008 at 12:31 pm
heheheh thanx;p
Abi-Omi-Abi-Oboy Said:
on August 30, 2008 at 1:01 pm
7araaaaaaam yetghashmar to make u feel better.. Thats so sweet
Marra elyaya deray balich 
Enchantuer Said:
on August 30, 2008 at 1:19 pm
hehehehe i will;p
purelyorchid Said:
on August 30, 2008 at 1:49 pm
heheheh yes it would have been an amazing “how we met” story;p… but no worries u still have plenty of time;p
Enchantuer Said:
on August 30, 2008 at 2:02 pm
hehhehhe i do i do ;p
├ƓɧαɗσσƦ┤™ Said:
on August 30, 2008 at 2:12 pm
looooooooooool
that was so damn funny ;p
way mawateni men el the7ek 3la salfat teeling ur kinds how u two fall in love ;p
el mohem 7emdella 3la el salama .. inshalla u meet him again eb wath3 a7san men chthi ;p
Ruby Woo Said:
on August 30, 2008 at 6:47 pm
lol that happened to me once when i was at my friends home, only the problem was that it was 8 AM and my phone wasn’t with me ;p lol i spent 30 min knocking on the door so that someone would wake up and open the door for me ;p
Enchantuer Said:
on August 30, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Ghadoor: min bo2ek le bab il samaaaaa ya bent! ;p
Ruby: abaaaaaaih 7araaaaam ;p mako savior??:P
archer612 Said:
on August 30, 2008 at 7:38 pm
LOL! la2 la2 la2.. it was perfect! :p~
Intay niktah!
And what’s all this about you getting married to her bro, huh? :@
*heartbroken*
Enchantuer Said:
on August 30, 2008 at 8:01 pm
heheheh u know ur my first :$
jooj Said:
on August 30, 2008 at 8:40 pm
hahahaha omg anwa3 ilfisheeela!!! bas seriously your friend was right it wouldve been the perfect opportunity to fall in love
Enchantuer Said:
on August 30, 2008 at 10:31 pm
i guess it would have hehheh ;p bas its too late!
ĐǻñĎõøðñ Said:
on September 1, 2008 at 3:40 am
looooooool!!
3ad wallah 5osh story tgoloonha 7g ur kids
Enchantuer Said:
on September 1, 2008 at 10:15 am
ya3ni ;p 5alas i should do it again ;p
Saraaah Said:
on September 4, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Teheeeeheeehoooooooooooooooooo i know this story:p (a)
Enchantuer Said:
on September 5, 2008 at 1:01 am
ofcors u do it happened at ur house;p eheheh