I cant even begin to explain on how BLANK my brain is, sarli sina ga3da a7awel afaker ib shay akteba BAS MO RATHI YE6LA3 SHAY! LAISH?!
So i decided to do what i do best, and it is to improvise. SO this post is coming to you live from my oh so mediocre brain. So, since you love my horror stories (meaning my most embarrasing moments;p) Im going to think of one.
OH! did i tell you i have a crush on one of my proffesors?! He is so dreamy and intimidating. I LOVE HIM! too bad he’s married and had kids. So let me tell you what happened in class today.
As usual his lecture was going by so BEAUTIFULLY with his brilliant ideas, as he was explaining how important and issential literature is in our lives he asks:
Professor McGorgeous: so what does literature give us, and what is the question in literature…
Me: (cutting him off) What is life?
Professor McGorgeous stares at me for 3 seconds and says: Wow, beautiful amazing. And what is your name?
As he turns around to write those three words on the board.
Me: enchanteurs.
He turns around and stares at me again for a GAZILLION SECONDS.
Professor McGorgeous: Enchanteurs, that is a name i must always remember, beautiful beautiful.
ISNT HE DREAMY?!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHH!! and i melted in my seat!!!!!! and felt my face turn red and felt ALL envious eyes were on me !!! I WAS THE QUEEN OF THE CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***coming to you live from enchanteurs brain*** PS: FOR A DAMN REASON MY FONT MO GA3ED ISEER PUPLE GOT ANY TIPS?! :@
anonymous Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 6:42 pm
chak chak chak
madre shesalfa al7een bagra
Enchantuer Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 6:44 pm
looool ;p ok enjoy BAS MADRI LAISH MO RATHI ISEER PURPLE! :@
anonymous Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 6:52 pm
enzain laish ma6awaltay ya3ni ? .. you melted o ba3deen shino nestefeed? nabe el salfa ba3den
lool
adre im being mean .. bs wayed bored o hal post maybared chabde
anonymous Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 6:53 pm
ee 3ad ana yaya bagol shsalfat el lon ghaseb eb ta3meena ya3ni :@
Enchantuer Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 6:53 pm
bas baa3ad ib yeg3ad the rest of the class yetghazal feeni ya3ni
!?!?!? 5alas he went on the next point wela tabini a7i6lich il lecture kila !? :@
anonymous Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 6:58 pm
oh hathe nehayat el post! . etsadgen magareet akher jumla! 7asbaalii el been el nojoom **
ya3ni fe part 2 
tawni agra ..
Enchantuer Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 7:00 pm
loooooool ;p ok ya3ni iqtana3tay al7een ?
amethystos Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Whatever. He’s a bitch.
amethystos Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 7:01 pm
And he can’t spell. Examples:
neet
pappers
Enchantuer Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 7:01 pm
LOOOOOL amethyst 7araaaaaam :$ HES SWEEEEEEEET!!!! bas wait lail7en ma6la3aw il grades i might change my mind soon
Enchantuer Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 7:02 pm
i dont care about his spelling !
did u see how hot he looked today!? 
anonymous Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 7:48 pm
haw laish amethystos tekraha!
7ade malgofa adre bs men faraghte
al7een khal afham encha .. you like him because he’s hot bs?
3anooda Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 8:09 pm
i hate u – u have something exciting to looks forward to in class. ana mako shay. today kept on having to spell my name cos kil man yis2alni from my cold it sounds like a B not an M. u know or example if i say May it sounds like Bay.
Peony Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 8:20 pm
lool… i dont know why, but i can never crush on a proff ever..
ĐǻñĎõøðñ Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 8:52 pm
atleast tell me hes not old!
Ruby Woo Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 8:53 pm
hehe i love having crushes on professors
Delicately Realistic Said:
on October 27, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Ooooooooooooooh ;> somebody has a crush !
Bluetiful Nostalgia Said:
on October 28, 2008 at 3:29 am
awwwww… how cuuuuuuuuute
Do I know him?
Enjoooooooooooooooooooooooooy LOL
Enchantuer Said:
on October 28, 2008 at 4:30 pm
anon: amethyst mat7eb hal diktoor lana 7aqer shway ;p
3anooda: looooool salamat ! ;** matshofen shar !
peony: then you should see him ;p
dandoon: hes in his thirties
dont worry !
Ruby: yeah its fun! 3al aqal U WANT to go to class!
DR: well mu crush 3ad:P eheheh i just think hes hot ! :$
Blu: madri are u adaab english?:P
Angel Said:
on October 28, 2008 at 4:44 pm
$H!T i think i know who you’re talking about …
THE bitch?!? THE idiot?? THE 7aqeer?!
am i right Amethyst!!?
listen hun if u love him now then u didn’t spend enough time with him…i’m looking forward to find out what you will think about him by the end of the semester
let me know when you post about how much u hate him and want to kill him
and you will believe me….it’s a matter of time with this guy….
Enchantuer Said:
on October 29, 2008 at 2:38 pm
well yeah i guess it is a matter of time
bas i tend to like mean doctors sometimes ! 
ehehehhe alah yaster minah but u cant deny hes good looking ;p
Anonymous Said:
on October 29, 2008 at 6:17 pm
ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
legaitlech post
lol .. post about ‘ur nearly death experience” lol .. wala they are so funny 
o salamtech
zainoba Said:
on October 30, 2008 at 7:04 am
Mmm am sure I commented on this post, madry where myy comment went. I once had a crush on my Prof who looked like Richard Gere.
Enchantuer Said:
on October 30, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Anon: yala ill think of new one ;p thank u!!
zainoba: isnt it the best!;p